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#1 2013-01-15 10:21:04

From: Montreal
Registered: 2008-03-17
Posts: 1101

"cudgels" and "cuckolds" for cockles of the heart

These are plain old malaprops, clearly, though pretty funny ones.

He certainly responded as if so, and he responded as an old curmudgeonly man, who doesn’t really warm the cudgels of adults hearts, let alone children’s.
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#2 2013-01-15 12:44:31

From: Victoria, BC
Registered: 2007-08-28
Posts: 2601

Re: "cudgels" and "cuckolds" for cockles of the heart

Just when you thought English couldn’t get any weirder…

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