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#1 2018-12-02 17:08:39

DavidTuggy
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From: Mexico
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Useless as tits on a ball < bull

Another reply to SuperHolly’s video:

I always thought “useless as tits on a ball” not bull. Which made sense to me because they would get in the way and be beyond useless!

Works for me!


*If the human mind were simple enough for us to understand,
we would be too simple-minded to understand it* .

(Possible Corollary: it is, and we are .)

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#2 2018-12-05 06:06:40

Dixon Wragg
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Re: Useless as tits on a ball < bull

FWIW, the version I heard from my dad was “useless as breasts on bacon”, but I suspect that was the “kid-friendly” version and that he really probably said “tits on bacon” or some such thing when with other grown-ups. Anyone here heard any other variations?

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#3 2018-12-06 03:23:22

JuanTwoThree
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Re: Useless as tits on a ball < bull

‘About as much use as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest’


On the plain in Spain where it mainly rains.

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