The Eggcorn Database - v. 0.5

Spotted in the wild:

• Most people will advise you to look at the high profile and most talked about agencies in Atlanta. Take that advice with a grain assault because you might end up finding better service with the little guys. (Georgia Real Estate)
• So when people decide for themselves that im not and try to bullshit me, i get an attitude. there was no reason for this person to bullshit. none whatsoever. But i guess ill just take it with a grain assault, like i have with everything else in my life. Nothing new. (link)