The Eggcorn Database - v. 0.5

Spotted in the wild:

• This spiral bound 80-page book starts by examining the elementary canal, then leads to the gastrointestinal tract and finishes with the accessory structures. (link)
• Some of our assumptions, for example, that DNA is entirely destroyed by its passage through a mammal’s elementary tract, have been proved wrong. (non-gm-farmers.com, June 5, 2005)
• This fungus is usually found in the elementary tract but due to various-habitual practices and improper hygiene finds its way into the vagina resulting in leucorrhoea. (link)
• I was treated to the rare pleasure of viewing the entire expedition up my elementary canal on a live color video monitor. (link)