Eggcorn Forum

In one of the 2005 contributions to the old pre-Forum commentary someone noted that “one of the copywriters at work erroneously wrote ‘the bottle line’ instead of ‘the bottom line’ in an ad yesterday.” The error seems to occur with some frequency.

I’m not sure what semantic rationale could be made to justify the switch. Despite its frequency, “bottle line” for “bottom line” may be a WTF typo. There are, however, other idiomatic “bottom >> bottle” switches that could have been urged by the resulting semantics.

The most common of these switches is “bottle of the barrel” for “bottom of the barrel.” On the web there are hundreds, perhaps thousands, of these slips. A few of them may be puns on the effects of alcoholism, but most seem to be genuine confusions. Could the motivating picture be the bottle shape (?) of barrels? Or might it be the speaker is remembering that bottles and barrels are both containers?

Political blog: “Last weekend King—who appears best when he is mixed up with Long Island’s Republican congressman Peter King, a notch of two higher up the evolutionary scale, though by any reasonable standards, the bottle of the barrel when it comes to New York elected officials—stuck his hooves in his mouth again.”

Comment on Rotten Tomatoes: “Beck must be scraping the bottle of the barrel for guests. ”

Blog post on a candy bar: “In fact, a little more Googling reveals that Chomps are really bottle of the barrel stuff.”

Much less common on the web (a couple of dozen sites) is “bottle of ones heart” for “bottom of ones heart.” The heart is a blood bottle, right? A few of the examples are mondegreens, mishearings of José Feliciano’s line in “Feliz Navidad:” “I want to wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom/bottle of my heart.”

Blog entry: “I’m proud to be one of the millions that support you! I love you, from the bottle of my heart !”

Social networking site: “know it’s very simple, and I’m not very good at this stuff, but it’s from the bottle of my heart, and I really love Elena.”

Tanzanian blog: “I will be happy to do this works because I ‘m willing from the bottle of my heart to help my fellow maasai.”

Christian blog: “Lay on your knees and pray from the bottle of your heart ”

The funniest of the idiomatically-embedded switches is “bottle dollar” for “bottom dollar.” Is your “bottle dollar” the pin money you set aside to get tanked/smashed/juiced/pissed/stinko/plowed/ripped/sloshed/soused/wasted/wrecked/blotto/crocked? There are about a dozen instances of “bottle dollar” on the web. Here are three:

Australian automotive forum: “We can talk all we want about conspiracy theories but if the technology was workable I would bet my bottle dollar that Toyota/Mazda/Honda etc would have bought into it.”

Web-published fiction: “So you will go back to your class, and you will not disrupt order again, or I will suspend you, and you can bet your bottle dollar that I will have a darn good reason too”

Another automotive forum:
“[W]ould you mind pm’ing me your bottle dollar on the welds?”

Last edited by kem (2011-01-12 11:49:42)