Eggcorn Forum

A recent LL post, Dress-raising in New Zealand, considered the accent of a reporter from Radio New Zealand.

in her rendition of internet we see the initial KIT vowel taking up the phonetic place of the DRESS vowel of the final syllable, which again shoots past [ɪ] to [i], so that [ˈɪn.təˌnɛt] becomes roughly [ˈɛn.təˌnit]
http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=3733#more-3733

The reddening of her i s opens new vestas en eggcornery. Here’s the first one that occurred to me: I’m just second tired. This might be taken as “I’m first, fed up, and second, tired.” Or I’m rolling on my spare. Or briefly tired. Or I’ve reached the second level of fatigue. I liked these so much that I’ve collected all I could find.

I’m just second tired to see again and again the same guy popping up and crushing all and everyone that is not pleasing his taste
snippet from http://www.gsc-game.com/main.php?t=comm … C&sec_id=1

THE HAITIAN PEOPLE DID VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE WE ARE SECOND TIRED OF TRADITIONAL POLITICIAN
Youtube comment

I’m second tired of all these fu-king losers who follow people and you are just one of them.
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Google said today it’s second tired of dancing with devil, and won’t do it any more.
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He got second tired of killing green, blue, and red snails
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Am second tired of Shia in Iran.
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Guys I enjoy reading redpepper everyday but am sick en second tired of these two slat b**tches
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Mr President,Your Excellency,Jonathan Goodluck,Nigeria is second tired of unnecessary destruction of lives and properties
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We own the post box. I mean the post box is almost in my lawn. Yet the freaking lazy guy just leaves a Delivery Attempted letter and then leaves my parcel at local 7-Eleven with really stupid employees who hassle you each time at pick-up.
I am second tired of it and will be making some news to get these lazy lazy private contractor learn their lesson.
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At this point, I (as so many other viewers commented in this thread) am second tired of the rude treatment he gives Jackie in response to her loving feelings toward him…
Pinoy exchange