tail » tale

Chiefly in:   make heads or tales of sth.

Variant(s):  make head and tale of sth.

Classification: English – idiom-related

Spotted in the wild:

  • We will be able to read and write SMS messages, which even the literary gurus like Shakespeare and Milton couldn’t make head and tale of them if they were still alive. (link)
  • everytime i watch dune i wonder how anyone could make heads or tales of the movie without having read the book. (plastic.com forum, May 22, 2005)
  • Part of the reason I decided to chart this time around was to see if I could make heads or tales of the way the girls were conceived. (TheLaborOfLove.com, August 02, 2004)
  • Trying to make head and tale of the post they had sent me (Speedy will never be the brightest bulb unfortunatly) I PMed back expressing my hate for not only SonAmy but also there Zealot behaviour. (sonicanime.net forum, Sep 19, 2004)
  • She remains an outsider as a detached viewer of the hullabaloo but plunges into this commotion, to make head and tale of the story, so that She comprehends its impacts and implications. (link)
  • Sometimes a helping hand is all you need to make heads or tales of a tough assignment. (speedypapers.com, academic cheating service)

See also tale » tail.

The misspelling _tale_ for _tail_ (_”now take the fish by the head and tale”_) is also very common in contexts where a semantic reinterpretation looks unlikely.

Personal anecdote: I once was advised by a native speaker of English to avoid _make head and tail of sth._ because of the “sexual connotation”.

[Entry edited following Ben Zimmer’s comment. I wonder if there is a BrE/AmE split — I had definitely read the form _make head and tail of sth_ before. CW.]

| 1 comment | link | entered by Chris Waigl, 2005/07/19 |

sell » sail

Chiefly in:   sail (someone) down the river

Classification: English – idiom-related

Spotted in the wild:

  • When you support your C in C, that is loyalty, when to support your C in C unconditionally, that is stupidity, because he’ll sail you down the river for every political expediency going. (ivote2004.com forum, Apr. 13, 2004)
  • you wanted to sail me down the river cause something you thought you heard at a party when you were drunk. (StuntLife.com forum, May 10, 2004)
  • Also they are jealous of the fact that our party are not willing to sail us down the river to save them bad press unlike Sinn Fein. (Slugger O'Toole blog comment, Jan. 17, 2005)

Analyzed or reported by:

Horn writes:

Understandable enough, given the current opacity of the connection of “sell NP down the river” with the slave trade (and not, I gather, with the prison at Sing Sing) and the association of sailing with rivers, not to mention the phonology. But an eggcorn it is.

| Comments Off link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/19 |

bat » batter

Chiefly in:   batter an eyelid

Classification: English

Spotted in the wild:

  • Hilarious film, it takes the piss so bad. When the black guys walk into the shop and get eyed up by the chinese owners, meanwhile the white guy with a huge jacket loots the place and nobody even batters an eyelid. (link)
  • All the while, an-Nuayman did not laugh or batter an eyelid. (link)
  • But my little boy didn’t get scared or batter an eyelid when he first came to visit me. It made me cry. (link)
  • You realise that your life has no meaning whatsoever, and that 99.99% of the world would not batter an eyelid at your death. (link)
  • It was unprecedented and he was taken aback but she had battered her eye lashes and smiled her special smile that made the dimples in her cheeks appear even deeper and cuter than they normally were, and of course he had relented. (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

Unsurprisingly, the substitution _bat » batter_ is more common in _batter an eyelid_ than in _batter an eye_.

According to AHD4, _bat_ is “probably” a variant of _bate_, which is already involved in the eggcorn _baited breath_.

| Comments Off link | entered by Chris Waigl, 2005/07/18 |

versus » verses

Classification: English

Spotted in the wild:

  • Alex Trebek hosts this famous game show, consisting of Ash, who is versing Gary, who is versing Pikachu. Who will prove themselves as the best? (fanfiction.net)
  • In this episode, the BBA Revolution is versing the Barthez Battalion. (Generation Beyblade Anime Extreme group on MSN)
  • Knights are versing everyone in the top 8……mainly…… (link)
  • but if you do get it i will verse you and spank your ass like a little skanky biach. i will verse you on zansibar no time limit 5o kills to win and you might just get 2 if your lucky. (link)
  • i’ll verse you at chess, i played for awhile and am fairly good, just name a site. (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

  • William J. Rapaport (Linguist List 15-334, 21 December 2004)
  • Amy West (e-mail of 22 December 2004)
  • Ted Mellow (Nathan Bierma's "On Language" column in the Chicago Tribune, 13 July 2005)
  • Language Hat (Budge/Verse)

So far it seems to be mostly a kid thing. But they’ll be adults soon…

Rapaport’s posting:

Has anyone noticed the use of “versus” as a verb, as in:

“I versed him in Yu-Gi-Oh yesterday.”

“Who are you versing in the tournament?”

It seems to come from a misunderstanding, based on pronunciation, of “versus” as “verses” (i.e., of a Latin term misheard as an English
3rd-person verb): The headline “Michael vs. Tyler” is heard as the active sentence “Michael verses Tyler”.

I first heard this within the last year from my 9-year-old son and his friends. They define it as “to battle”.

West’s mail:

My 8-year-old son says this quite often, and not just in the context of the dreaded trading card games (Yu-Gi-oh, Pokemon, etc.) When he’s reading the sports pages he’ll say things like “The Patriots versed Green Bay.” Or “I’ll verse you in chess.” I’ve always assumed it to be as you say a faulty analysis of versus as a verb. If you really want, I’ll listen more closely next time. I think I’ve also heard him use it with a preposition.

Mellow as quoted by Bierma:

My son, and in fact every other child in my area who is involved in sports, uses a verb to indicate which team he is competing against: “to verse,” as in, “Who are we versing tonight?” Or, “We versed the Dodgers yesterday.” It obviously derives from the Latin preposition “versus.”

I had thought the use of this word in this way was peculiar to my town or at least only to the north/northwest suburbs [of Chicago]. What I found very interesting is that when I did a Web search on it I found the exact same word occurring as far away as Australia. Language is an amazing organic thing.

| 7 comments | link | entered by Arnold Zwicky, 2005/07/18 |

tried » trite

Chiefly in:   trite and true

Classification: English – /t/-flapping – idiom-related

Spotted in the wild:

  • There’s a strong incentive to go for the trite and true, to aim for a niche of the market — like 18-to-25-year-old men — and program only sure-fire material to reach them. (Beat Radio, February 9, 1999)
  • This self-published 133-page book is easy-to-read, and is no re-tread of the trite-and-true. (tarotpassages.com)
  • Forget the trite-and-true rhetoric of the past, folks, because Spurrier is anything but hackneyed. (ESPN)
  • When it comes to football styles, the preference is for low-tech, for the trite and true. For most Steelers fans, “finesse” is about as despicable as, well, the other “F-bomb.” (ESPN)

Analyzed or reported by:

[Both occurrences on ESPN.com are taken from articles written by the same journalist, Len Pasquarelli.]

A great number of the occurrences of this eggcorn look like blends of the idiom _tried and true_ and the adjective _trite_. There are also examples that employ all three elements:

* Having determined that a truly polite garden is one that is safe, subdued, doesn’t incite undue envy and isn’t likely to disturb the onlooker, she is in a quandary about how to remedy her yard without resorting to the tried, the true and the trite. (link)

There is nothing illogical about, say, a cliché or a film script being at the same time trite and, at least in the opinion of the writer, true. Examples of this only marginally eggcornish usage and of another very common combination of the two adjectives, “trite, but true”, abound:

* What is trite and true about love applies as well to politics: It takes two to tango. (link)
* We begin to know that “As a man thinketh so is he” is a very trite and true saying in regard to his financial affairs, as well as everything else. (link)
* It’s trite but true: voters hate disunity. (link)

The juxtaposition of _trite_ and _true_ is not recent. A page that collects quotes falsely attributed to Winston Churchill has the following citation from his book _Great Contemporaries_ (London & New York, 1937, last reprinted 1990), which is a quote Churchill attributes to Arthur J. Balfour:

> ‘there were some things that were true, and some things that were trite; but what was true was trite, and what was not trite was not true’

| Comments Off link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/18 |