The Eggcorn Database - v. 0.5

Spotted in the wild:

• Hi, Knitwit, You are lucky to have an ansister like Granny to teach you to spell. (guest book entry, Aug 30, 2002)
• Please help me find out who my ansisters are. (Genealogy forum, August 05, 2004)
• I am from upstate NY, starting to look for info on my ansistery. (Ancestry.com, Dec 30, 2000)
• Plus I was told that I am the spiting image of my ansister, Mary Queen of Scots, and I do not want to freack people out. (Psychic and clairvoyant forum, Jan 25, 2005)