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#1 2011-11-24 11:46:18

burred
Eggcornista
From: Montreal
Registered: 2008-03-17
Posts: 989

Dairy rear

Kem enjoined us to never attempt to explain what was going through the head of someone who thought that a derrière was a dairyaire. I share fully in that hope.

Im a hispanic female with a nice dairy rear and pretty face
Bound 4 love

the Lion and Sun without the Sword represents our will to wear a Tootoo, a manicure and air our dairy rear wide open
Bring back the Persian Empire, with lots of bloodshed

id been there for 4 days not dialated so we thought it was safe. wrong.being wheeled my head down and on my knees with my dairy rear sticking out
Childbirth misadventure

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#2 2011-11-27 06:46:30

DavidTuggy
Eggcornista
From: Mexico
Registered: 2007-10-11
Posts: 1840
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Re: Dairy rear

Being of a milky whiteness would not be so bad. (Granted that the more immediately suggested images tend to be more revolting.)
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But what do the perps have in mind when they say or write these things?


*If the human mind were simple enough for us to understand,
we would be too simple-minded to understand it* .

(Possible Corollary: it is, and we are .)

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#3 2011-11-28 11:46:44

burred
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From: Montreal
Registered: 2008-03-17
Posts: 989

Re: Dairy rear

If only we had some kind of mind probe that could put mental images of eggcorners into jpeg format. Dairy rearers would be one of my first choices for probing.

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#4 2011-11-28 20:43:50

DavidTuggy
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From: Mexico
Registered: 2007-10-11
Posts: 1840
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Re: Dairy rear

Eggcornical veterinary mental proctology.


*If the human mind were simple enough for us to understand,
we would be too simple-minded to understand it* .

(Possible Corollary: it is, and we are .)

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