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#1 2015-01-15 08:45:47

David Bird
Eggcornista
From: The Hammer, Ontario
Registered: 2009-07-28
Posts: 1702

"Grabs" for crabs

Wot is it a grab
on a picture of a hermit crab thas has homed itself inside a glass shell.
unsure if it’s a typo, a joke, or complete stupidity.
R: sounds like an eggcorn, seeing as crabs grab, it sounds the same, and g isn’t quite close enough to c on the keyboard.
amazing.
TheWza | 13 Feb ‘12, 16:22
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boa … al/4266817

Grabs! No explanation necessary.

my 5-year old, who likes to collect sea shells and explore wild life (there were grabs on the beach)
http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowUserRevie … _Cuba.html

I love chasing the little grabs on the beach
http://ronniedeanart.com/2012/11/06/gizmo-on-the-beach/

Black bears can be seen on a regular basis feeding on grabs on the beach.
http://www.realadventures.com/details/1 … Campground

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#2 2015-01-17 12:11:55

kem
Eggcornista
From: Victoria, BC
Registered: 2007-08-28
Posts: 2872

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

See also:

Aquarium forum: “I put a snail and a hermit grab in the tank last Friday and the hermit grab doesn’t seem to be as peppy any more”

Thread on pets in eclectic forum: “When I was a kid I had snakes, salamanders, frogs, turtles, guinea pigs, a bird, a hermit grab, and a hissing cockroach”

Pokemon forum: “that leaves 56 pokemon un-released. (the only non-legendary ones I know off are the deer, the ice-cream, the pokeball mushroom, the terrier and the hermit grab ”

Some of the “grab<<crab” examples on the web are puns. Most of the ones from scanned texts (Google books, for example) are probably silicisms—a G and a C can look a lot alike. What is left does not rise far above the static of typos and misspellings. Who knows, though? It’s an attractive switch.


Hatching new language, one eggcorn at a time.

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#3 2015-01-17 13:45:11

David Bird
Eggcornista
From: The Hammer, Ontario
Registered: 2009-07-28
Posts: 1702

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

We’re victims of our own success here, Kem. We have tasted and tested most of the large eggcornical signals out there. Reading semantics into the static has been enough for me for years. It is estimated that every human being bears about 175 individual base pair substitutions in their DNA (SNPs, or single nucleotide polymorphisms), relative to their parents, out of the 3 billion bases in our genome. Mutational static that doesn’t have much, if any, importance to us, but could eventually lead to the species that will take our place. So static is just a question of scale.

You could say I’m just working on the millennial scale.

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#4 2015-01-18 03:36:51

JuanTwoThree
Eggcornista
From: Spain
Registered: 2009-08-15
Posts: 455

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

I have a grab apple tree and it is heavy with little apples

I expect a bit of water made its was into the gas as it was under the outside perimeter of a grab apple tree that acts like an umbrella.

you can buy a cheep dwarf grab apple tree and have it grafted a

Many of the numerous hits will be typos, others are machine-read books but it leaves a lot that might be eggcorns.


On the plain in Spain where it mainly rains.

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#5 2015-01-21 23:55:50

Dixon Wragg
Eggcornista
From: Cotati, California
Registered: 2008-07-04
Posts: 1375

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

And I’m just itchin’ to share this:

you ask me he sounds as if he has some kind of disease or an infection or maybe a bad case of the grabs…
comment thread

Got a good case of the grabs once from under that boardwalk, though not the grabs you eat.
another comment thread

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#6 2015-01-22 03:06:06

JuanTwoThree
Eggcornista
From: Spain
Registered: 2009-08-15
Posts: 455

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

Tonights Triple Trio has also caught the attention of the Hong Kong Tipster with some $21,000,000 up for crabs in races 4/5/6

SEVEN world titles up were up for crabs on this historical night

nissan hardbody 3.2D double cab up for crabs


On the plain in Spain where it mainly rains.

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#7 2015-02-02 22:12:31

Dixon Wragg
Eggcornista
From: Cotati, California
Registered: 2008-07-04
Posts: 1375

Re: "Grabs" for crabs

She will lick food off of my hand/fingers; however she crabs sometimes when I touch her pouch. I have not held her yet. I take her out and play with her in the bathroom and she had never crabbed out me. She usually jumps back when I out my hand really close to her. When she is in her pouch or cage she has sometimes lunged at me and crabs a lot.
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