The Eggcorn Database - v. 0.5

Spotted in the wild:

• But yeah, Wordpress is a synch to get going locally, and it means you can testdrive designs, plugins, the whole shebang. (Chocolate and Vodka blog, comment, Sep 15, 2005)
• Elderflower Champagne is a synch to make, don’t know why more people don’t bother. You only need a few elderflower heads to make it. (A Spoonful of Sugar blog, comment, November 23, 2004)
• The point is, I suck at gadgets unless it is breaking them and FinePix Digital Camera 2650 is a synch to use. (epinions.com, camera review, May 01, 2004)
• Mega Bloks are great. They come in joyful colors such as red, yellow, blue and green. They are easy to connect together and are a synch to take apart. (epinions.com, product review, May 26, 2001)
• It was a synch to load up CD’s and their associated labels into the CD 80 storage case. (Audioholics.com, product review, July 19, 2004)

Spotted in the wild:

• Everyone likes cheese! And those people who don’t, those lack toast intolerant people, they are aliens! Jeeze I’m good. I mean, cheese I’m good!” […] No offense intended for lack toast intolerant people. (link)
• Let me put it this way pretend you’re lack toast in tolerant and the movie was a glass of milk, you’d have one bad stomach ache but feel 50 pounds lighter after leaving the bathroom I mean theater I mean. (link)
• I like this one, but it also makes me sad, I think I might be lack toast n tolerant… I get bad tummy aches, but if you ask me i think it’s worth it. (Manga Academy forum, Jul 31, 2004)
• I think i am lack toast n tolerant…. Everytime i intake a diary product( a product with milk in it) I get sick… (link)

Spotted in the wild:

• Oh. i love Cold Stone Creamery! Sad thing is I can’t really have much of the ice cream there anymore since I am lactose and tolerant. (CMC Central forum, Aug 19, 2005)
• Milk and string cheese, that’s all im going to eat from now on. Till I get lack toast and tolerant. (Dream Views forum, Aug 13, 2005)
• ya thats disgusting man i cant believe you your lack toast and tolerant thats an early sign of homosexuality which im notsok with. (Teen Sexuality forum, Sep. 11, 2003)
• I am trying several different medicines to try to control that and they think that I might be lactose and tolerant, after 13 years of worshiping milk. (link)

Spotted in the wild:

• The fiberglass fish he paints must be hollowed out and mounted flesh against the wall, he said. (Waterfront News, Aug. 2002)
• One participant thought I should indent the text, so that the text is not flesh against the Web page border. (San Diego Beaches, SDSU, Aug. 12, 2004)
• This version of Cerebro is, similar to the movie version, a big round room. The only difference is that it is more of a half-circle, with a computer console almost flesh against the wall opposite the door. (Genetic Anomaly forum, Feb. 28, 2005)

Spotted in the wild:

• The Mercenaries have motion censor goggles. The motion censor goggles will obviously detect motion. (Talk XBOX, game review)
• And my car, at the shop for a regular checkup.. they replaced some sort of dual oxygen censor.. and now it appears one of the new censors was bad. (napsterization.org, blog entry, September 12, 2005)
• Morino Tamagotch, Tamagotchi Garden or whatever you wish to call it, while it does have a motion and sound censor, it does not talk anymore then a Tamagotchi Angel does. (link)
• Question: Umino Tamagotch/OceanGotchi/Tamagotchi Ocean has a water censor and I have to put it in water for a certain amount of hours per day? Answer: No. Wouldn’t we all love that though? This rumor has been proven false by the owners of Umino Tamagotch. While it does have a sound/motion censor like Angelgotch, it doesn’t have a water censor. If you put it in water, it will break. (link)
• I think that it is due to the new generation lens specifically designed for the new 8MP digital censor. (Tom's Hardware, camera review, May 21, 2004)