to spite » despite

Chiefly in:   cut off one's nose despite one's face

Classification: English – idiom-related

Spotted in the wild:

  • They benefit far more than we do on the trade relationship, so it is hard to see that China would cut off its nose despite its face by breaking off relations or curtailing trade simply because they disagreed with our commitment to Taiwan. (Voice of America transcript, Mar. 23, 2000)
  • Wilkinson, of course, got this pride hurt and balked. Now he’ll be lucky if he gets roughly $1.5 million this season, probably from Detroit, deftly cutting off his nose despite his face. (Sports Illustrated, Aug. 17, 2003)
  • This leads me to believe the City of Toledo is a fan of cutting off its nose despite its face. (University of Toledo Independent Collegian, Feb. 14, 2005)

Analyzed or reported by:

| 1 comment | link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/11 |

band » ban

Chiefly in:   ban together

Classification: English – final d/t-deletion

Spotted in the wild:

  • Leaders Of Older Tri-state Suburbs Ban Together For More Support (WCPO Cincinnati, July 28, 2004)
  • Ministers Ban Together to Protest Rappers Concert (KABC Los Angeles, Mar. 3, 2005)
  • Women engineers ban together to stay ‘on track’ (Utah Statesman, Apr. 22, 2005)
  • School personnel want more information on those assessments, including how much they cost, especially if several districts decide to ban together pay additional assessments to supplement the state tests. (Kentucky Post, June 8, 2005)
  • In this ruthlessly individual sport this is the one day when friend and foe ban together to win a Classic event. (New Hampshire Union Leader, June 16, 2005)
  • Musicians ban together for aid (Inland Valley Daily Bulletin, July 2, 2005)
  • Neighbors ban together, clear New Orleans streets of debris (KATC Louisiana, July 6, 2005)

Analyzed or reported by:

A surprisingly common eggcorn. Note that in everyday pronunciation the consonant cluster /ndt/ straddling the word boundary of _band together_ is typically simplified to /nt/.

| Comments Off link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/10 |

arsed (or assed) » asked

Chiefly in:   can't be asked , half-asked

Classification: English – idiom-related – /r/-dropping

Spotted in the wild:

  • Me and Ali were debating and I was coming up with a complex system to form a utopia but it got REAL complex after a while, but it basically involved a super computer and everyone owning an equal sized patch of land and resources which they could share with others IF they wanted to if they agreed with each other on opinions to form like minded countries. There was a whole lot more to it but I can’t be asked to type it. (link)
  • Its finally half term(praise the lord!) and no doubt i’m gonna be sleeping,eating and…er sleeping all week. I need to do sociology cs/wk…but shit..i can’t be asked to do it…*poof*.. (link)
  • To me, a munchkin is someone who cannot be bothered to develop a personality for his or her character regardless of anything that is going on in the campaign. That’s what my 8 points were about. It’s the player who simply can’t be asked to role play in any way shape or form. That’s what makes munchkins so much not fun to play with. (link)
  • Children watch MTV, dress all scantily, think the people on Girls Gone Wild RULE, and do all kinds of provocative stuff at a younger age than I ever did. […] Gay marriage is just one of those things becoming more accepted by younger people, and frankly, the parents are frightened. Parents can’t be asked to raise thier kids! So of course, they want the BIG GOVERNMENT to do it for them, through laws! (link)
  • You either do it right and get meaningful data, or you do it half-asked and end up with meaningful sounding numbers that are devoid of anything substantial. (tuaw.com, blog comment, Jan 3, 2006)
  • A half-asked effort produces half-asked results. (Bodybuilding forum, February 12, 2002)

Analyzed or reported by:

On our Contribute! page, Simon reports this reshaping of a slang expression that, according to him, “has become common in England and Wales over the last ten years”. Indeed, he notes that _can’t be asked_ and _can’t be arsed_ sound nearly if not totally the same in some English accents.

A Google search suggests that the idiom _I can’t be arsed [doing/to do…]_ is still essentially British: 69,700 GHits with the spelling _arsed_ vs. only 3,880 that employ the American English equivalent _assed_.

However, an informal survey among a small number of American English speakers hinted at this idiom enjoying a growing popularity in the US while retaining the British English spelling _arsed_, “to express a quaint Englishness”, as one person put it.

That the form _can’t be asked_ is indeed an eggcorn, and not merely the result of deliberately weakening a taboo term, was confirmed to me by Jeannie Cool, who, citing the authority of a friend of hers, expressed the opinion that _can’t be asked_ was the original, “correct” term (and should therefore be the one employed in writing) whereas _arsed_ was what she saw as a slang corruption.

Several of the above examples were selected because they occur on web pages that contain other taboo words a short distance from the quoted passage and are therefore unlikely to have been used in order to avoid writing _arsed_.

_My thanks to the members of the `#suwcharman` and `#wordpress` IRC channels on `freenode` for reports on their usage._

[Update C.W., May 21, 2006: Added Ken Lakritz’s _half-asked_, with cites. The addition makes this something of a hybrid eggcorn. The idiom _can’t be arsed_ is clearly British, whereas _half-assed/arsed_ appears across English varieties. The spelling of the latter doesn’t seem to follow a clear-cut distribution. The Guardian Unlimited site, for example, contains, according to Google, 117 occurrences of _half-arsed_, but also 77 of _half-assed_.]

| Comments Off link | entered by Chris Waigl, 2005/07/10 |

up and coming » up incoming

Variant(s):  up-incoming

Classification: English – and «» in/en

Spotted in the wild:

  • The modernization of Jesus Christ Superstar could be an up incoming idea. (ShowMag, Aug. 2003)
  • What can out do a five star break-through piece by the up-incoming Ben Lee? (Rhode Island College Anchor, Jan. 27, 2004)
  • The Century City Film Festival, “Where the truly awesome indie film competes against the truly awful;” launches a contest to find an up-incoming commercial director to create a 30 second commercial spot to advertise the festival. (MovieBytes, May 24, 2004)
  • Founded in 2000 by Napo Masheane, the mission of KAT is to provide a space of self-identification and self-expression for up-incoming artists to create and perform socially conscious art. (Africa Pulse, Feb. 4, 2005)
  • I hope this is allowed, but I wanted to tell you about this up incoming Pittsburgh Band. (City of Pittsburgh LiveJournal, Jun. 13, 2005)

Analyzed or reported by:

Another _and_/_in_/_en_ confusion to go along with off the beat and path, once and a while, by enlarge, etc.

| Comments Off link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/10 |

hardship » heartship

Chiefly in:   financial heartship , claim heartship

Classification: English – /t/-flapping

Spotted in the wild:

  • They believe that because I want to continue this relationship I am taking myself down a trail of pain and heartship. (link)
  • I am desperate - I earned 80K a year and losing this LTD is a major heartship for me - My COBRA expires in 7 days so I also have to pay for RX’s going forward - which I was prepared for - so now - I am faced with do I pay my mortgage or buy drugs? (link)
  • Your financial heartship may be their crucible to true adulthood. (link)
  • I hope that some people make it out, just to save the little sister in high school the heartship of hearing that their brother is dead b/c of a heroin overdose. (link)
  • Time To Profit From Financial Heartship (link)
  • can i get my heartship license when im 15 so i can ride alone the reason im asking is i have no ride to school (link)
  • Don’t be so quick to claim heartship, many people from my home town died at ground zero, including a great long-time friend who worked at KF. (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

  • Barry Popik (on the ADS-L listserv)

[Updated to incorporate some expressions and occurrences suggested by Laurence Horn on ADS-L. C.W.]

See also cold-hearted » cold harded; die-hard » die-hearted.

| 1 comment | link | entered by Ben Zimmer, 2005/07/07 |