kowtow » cow-tow

Variant(s):  cowtow, cow tow, cow-tao, cow toe

Classification: English – questionable

Spotted in the wild:

  • “I don’t expect other countries to cow-tow to my English, we should NOT cow-tow to their language and desires to not bother to learn our language and ways.” (link)
  • “Does Bush cow-tow to Mexico?” (link)
  • “They cow tow to a minority of the party instead of their constituents.” (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

  • Arnold Zwicky (link)
  • Paul Brians (link)

From my Language Log discussion: This one … was noted in a discussion on the Eggcorn Forum back in March. You can google up a pile of hits; it’s all over the place. The question then is whether this is a simple misspelling, with initial /k/ spelled by the more common C rather than K; or a spelling like pail for pale in beyond the pail …; or an eggcorn in which cows are somehow involved (a possibility that the posters on the forum found unlikely). It is, of course, possible that different people have hit on the spelling by different routes.

(The second possibility is that the expression has been reshaped so as to contain a familiar element (two familiar elements, in the case of cow-tao), but without any improvement in the semantics — what I called a “demi-eggcorn” in this Language Log posting.)

Back in November 2005 on the Eggcorn Forum, Ken Lakritz noted cow toe as a variant spelling of kowtow. He suggested that showing deference by kissing someone’s toe might be involved in this version — but it could be based on a mispronunciation of written {kowtow} (or {cow-tow}), based on the fact that {tow} can be pronounced like toe.

| Comments Off link | entered by Arnold Zwicky, 2007/10/21 |

sophomore » southmore

Classification: English – questionable

Spotted in the wild:

  • “Clubs: Track, Basketball, Freshman/Southmore Choir, Powderpuff Football, Intramural Football, & Senior Yearbook Committee, … “ (link)
  • “You were strong as a freshman on this board, but then you suffered from the southmore slump. I was starting to lose hope, but damn son, you are right back … “ (link)
  • “hey, i am abrahan garza, class of 1997, and was in band from 1994 to 1997 minus my southmore year when i was the mascot.” (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

  • Arnold Zwicky (American Dialect Society mailing list, September 2007)

From my discussion on Language Log: This variant (which seems to be widely distributed in the U.S. and, from testimony on ADS-L, goes back to the 19th century) is clearly based on the disyllabic pronunciation of sophomore, with both the vowel and the offset consonant of the first syllable reshaped so as yield a familiar English word, south, in place of the unfamiliar first syllable of the original. Maybe some people think the compass point has something to do with the second year of college, but I suspect that the motive for the reshaping is primarily the search for familiar elements, for some people quite possibly encouraged by the south of the equally opaque southpaw. (Larry Horn, who made this suggestion on ADS-L, noted that historically southpaw is compositional, but with an etymology that hardly anyone appreciates; for most people, it’s just a idiomatic compound. For the etymology, see southpaw in AHD4.)

In this posting, I suggest that there are two drives behind reshapings: to find familiar elements as much as possible, and to find meaning as much as possible. Classic eggcorns show both effects, “demi-eggcorns” like southmore (and beyond the pail and cow-tow and many others) only the first.

| Comments Off link | entered by Arnold Zwicky, 2007/10/21 |

perennial » preannual

Classification: English

Spotted in the wild:

  • “If at all possible preannual rye grass is better. Not annual rye grass. 100% preannual.” (link)
  • “According to Jim Mason this variety is an preannual whereas the common sunflower is an annual.” (link)
  • “I forget if they are annual or preannual…whatever) and I faithfully watered them everyday …” (link)

Analyzed or reported by:

  • Mark Mandel (American Dialect Society mailing list, 10 September 2007)

Mark Mandel: I first saw “preannuals” for “perennials” on a flyer, handwritten and photocopied, that I picked up at our local Farmers’ Market last fall: “This being our last Market Saturday for the season, a tinge of sadness but also of hope prevails as we reorganize, till the soil, plant seeds, cover preannuals to overwinter, and in the wintertime start plants in our greenhouse.”

Reshaping the somewhat opaque -ennial part of perennial makes a clear contrast to annual, as in the cites above. Reshaping the per- part to pre- supplies a more easily recognizable prefix, though the semantics isn’t clear to me.

| Comments Off link | entered by Arnold Zwicky, 2007/09/17 |

Geiger » giga

Chiefly in:   giga counter

Classification: English

Spotted in the wild:

  • I remember doing an experiment in our physics lesson one that involved testing the radioactivity of different radioactive isotopes with a giga counter. Well after we finished a few of use stayed behind (nerdy I know) and played with the giga counter a bit. We tried different things and didn’t get much of a reponse. Then we put a mobile phone next to it, that was on standby and it affected the giga counter readings quite a lot. After that we got someone to call the phone and the giga counter went crazy. (Message board post, Apr 9, 2006)
  • “What’s that noise?” asked Sam. Leia spun round. “That’s my giga-counter!” cried Leia. She ran into the cabin of the boat, and came out with an old giga-counter, a device used for detecting radioactivity, she pointed it towards the sphere and it started ticking faster. (Star Wars fan fiction)
  • Below is my reply to our friend in Daewoo who suggested i use a Giga-counter to check if my balls were effected by the Microwave Underpants. (Blog post, August 17, 2005)
  • The fact that the danger that keeps people out cannot be seen but heard through clicks on a giga-counter makes it all the more mysterious. (Windows Vista forum, March 26, 2007)
  • I would visit Area 51 if I was you, there’s always the chance you would see something or find something interesting. Get/Take a giga counter too, and see where the most radiation is. (Message board post, Oct 23, 2004)

Analyzed or reported by:

Terms that contain proper names are often an open invitation for eggcornification. If you’ve never heard of Hans Geiger (1882-1945)[1], you may easily be led to think that the name of the instrument for measuring radioactivity comes from the very large numbers you tend to end up with when using it.

As an aside, in German, the stressed (first) syllable of Geiger’s name is pronounced with the diphthong [aɪ] (the sound in _bite_ or _lie_).

[1] I have an unfair advantage here as I went to the same secondary school as he did and, before each physics lesson, waited right in front of a display illustrating his achievements.

| Comments Off link | entered by Chris Waigl, 2007/09/16 |

told » tolled

Chiefly in:   all tolled , untolled

Classification: English

Spotted in the wild:

  • All tolled, the Republican administrations from Lincoln to Garfield gave their railroad buddies 155,504,994 acres (more area than Texas), until Democrat Grover Cleveland declared still-unclaimed portions open to settlement in 1887. (Bits of News, Sep 3, 2007)
  • No, not Scheme! Please, anything but Scheme! Oh, the memories, the horror, the untolled misery and death it left in its wake! (Slacker Central forum, April 3, 2002)
  • “Even if we get a killing frost, it wouldn’t change yields too much on our main grain crops,” he said Thursday afternoon. “All tolled, it won’t have much of an economic impact, not that it won’t cut down yield on the late planted crops, but there weren’t very many acres of that this year.” (Guardian Unlimited, Reader film review, Oct 22, 2003)
  • And also worth seeing for Johnny Depp’s comical antics. Good, silly fun. And, all tolled, much better than time spent in a Soviet-era holding cell. (Guardian Unlimited, Reader comment, Nov 22, 2006)
  • If you don’t believe the West’s possession of nukes didn’t save untolled lives during the Soviet era, you are ignoring reality, which is no unique event herein. ()

Analyzed or reported by:

It is hard to credit anyone for this eggcorn. The _all tolled_ version has been suggested twice on this very site, by Bill Bevis and Ken Lakritz, and is, as noted above, also in Brians. Jan Freeman used it as an example in her Eggcorn-themed column _Wanton Eggcorns_ in the Boston Globe on April 8, 2007.

Quite a number of people are convinced the _tolled_ version is the correct one and defend it, because it makes more sense to them:

* _It’s “all tolled” as in tallied, not “all told”
/english nazi_ (link)
* _untold instead of untolled when referring to numbers. “untold numbers of civilians were killed.” i hate that._ (link)

| Comments Off link | entered by Chris Waigl, 2007/09/16 |